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[cargobay]

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Dealer's choice!

[jamminshield]

[oystercrackers]

I can't believe The Big Donut is still open. What are we supposed to call him now? Mr. Dewey? Donut Dewey?

[jamminshield]

At this point I'd call it a re-re-opening. But you raise a good point. I wanna put a vote in for Mr. Dewnut!

[oystercrackers]

OMG, that's perfect. I'm gonna crowdfund him some business cards.

[jamminshield]

Yay, I'm the name master! Ooh good thinking. And I'll make posters! I'll draw, like, a doughnut version of him or something.

[oystercrackers]

Have you been there since he took the place over? It's the most surreal thing I've seen in a long time. And we live in Beach City, Steven, that's really saying something.

[jamminshield]

Oh yeah, I'm there all the time! You know how I roll. (Like a doughnut! （*＾ワ＾*） )

But yeah, surreal! That makes sense. He's good, but it's still really weird. Like if Sour Cream and Onion suddenly switched personalities? (I think I had a dream like that once.)

[mashdowns]

Who or more importantly WHAT shed all over my $200 dollar arugula colored, organic, GMO free, free range, local, recycled thread count bedsheets.

Please tell me it wasn't you.

[furryking]

I don't like to tell lies Liam... :(

[mashdowns]

Why in Cain's name? I've gone through ten entire lint rollers to get this off and it's still abhorrent!

[furryking]

I'm sorry, I can't help it! My summer beard is coming in.

[mashdowns]

... all of that emanated from your BEARD?

[ he's pa-ly mad about this. he cannot fucking grow a beard for the unlife of him, okay. ]

[furryking]

Yeah! Well. Probably?? Sorry, Liam, I'll try to keep a better handle on where I shed next time. :(

[mashdowns]

Right. And why were you even on my loft bunk to begin with?

[furryking]

It looked comfy and I was sleepy. Was I bad?

um

[fuckinmetal]

yo. need a favor.

[furryking]

WHAT IS IT??? I love doing favors!

[fuckinmetal]

rad. got some stuff i need buried. you're good at diggin holes right

[furryking]

Dude. There is literally no one on campus better at digging holes than me. I don't know if you know it, but digging is kinda one of my things.

[fuckinmetal]

i dig it.

pretend i didn't say that tho, fuck.

how deep can you go man

[furryking]

I will go as deep as you need me to, bro!!!!


[ 10000% unironically here. ]

[fuckinmetal]

oh uh

cool

haha




yeah, we better dig the hole pretty deep. the hole that we're digging. that's what's deep. because i don't want anyone digging this shit up. especially not the wolf pack!!

[furryking]

Uhh... hold on, dude.... I don't like to keep secrets from the Pack. They're like, my Bros, bro, you know??

[fuckinmetal]

yo, man, i'm your bro too tho bro

[furryking]

Well... I guess if they never ask me about it, I'm not lying if I help you hide it from them...

[ god he's sweATING ]